A Royal Wedding: The Little Spoof

No, I didn't watch The Royal Wedding. I know, I know, I'm an unmarried girl and an English literature major and this kind of stuff should satisfy me to some deep down level of my soul, but no I didn't watch it. What I do watch, however, is my Facebook's news feed and after seeing a gazillion newspaper pictures like this:

All Royal Wedding pics property of some news station or other

I, being an 1980s girlchild, started thinking about another wedding:



All The Little Mermaid pics property of Disney



See the similarities?

Photo courtesy of FanPop

Fortunately, this little snafu:

Didn't turn into this:

And lucky they weren't on a boat, otherwise it might've looked like this:

Although, I'm sure by the end, Miss Middleton felt like this:

I NABBED HIM! SUCCESS!!!



P.S. The representative of the Jabbercookie nation wishes the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge much happiness, the royalist of royal issue, and a long, glorious reign. Truly, congratulations!